An 80-year-old man went to a doctor for an exam.
After examing him, the doctor said, "My, you are in really excellent shape! What do you attribute that to?"
The man replied, "I go turkey hunting every day. I chase after turkeys up and down the mountain all day. That's why I'm in such good shape."
The doctor was skeptical. "There must be something more to it than that," the doctor said. "Perhaps it's genetic. How old was your father when he died?"
"My father is still alive!" the man answered. "He's 100. In fact, he was out turkey hunting with me yesterday."
"Well," the doctor pressed on, "what about your grandfather? How old was he when he died?"
"My grandfather is still alive, too," the man answered. "He's 118."
"And I suppose you're going to tell me he was out turkey hunting with you also," the doctor asked.
"Oh no," the man replied, "he couldn't go with us, because he got married yesterday."
"Really," said the doctor, incredulously. "So tell me, why would a man 118 years old want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?" the man replied.
I didn't get one either.