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dia Marriage changes passion, suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
 
dia How come we choose from just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
 
dia A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
 
dia I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
 
dia When I was young, we used to go "skinny dipping" now I just "chunky dunk".
 
dia Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
 
dia Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
 
dia Why is that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
 
dia Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
 
dia Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
 
dia Bumper sticker of year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher - and since it is in English, thank a soldier!"

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